Anti-social Experts Pillows

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

Hoodie Hang-out

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

If there were no religion...s

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Business men line up at the police station

An Anarchist's Christmas

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

A right of privacy party.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"Gah! Too many people!"

"I know how you feel."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

Not Funny

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Cheez-Wiz-Eating Surrender Monkeys

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

'You know, this is a waste of time every day for both of us -- why don't we look into direct deposit?'

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.

Obese Tourists

People Who Bother You in Bathrooms

"Please go Further! Stopping is not allowed!"