Anti-social Experts Pillows

Hoodie Hang-out

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

If there were no religion...s

Business men line up at the police station

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

A right of privacy party.

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I know how you feel."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

"Please go Further! Stopping is not allowed!"

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.

'You know, this is a waste of time every day for both of us -- why don't we look into direct deposit?'

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"The floor is any human contact."

Obese Tourists