Anti-social Ponderer Pillows

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Needs to get a life"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Johnny and Moloch

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Bertrand Russell

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

Mountains and Molehills

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

'They all look alike to me.'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"Is everyone having fun without me? Noooo, that's absurd."

"That explains your percentage of bat DNA."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"

The Wise Man