Anti-establishment Enthusiast Gifts

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Authoritarian capitalism

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

Punk Reindeer

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Intermediate Slouching.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

The New Ager

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

"Racing and training, that's all my dad talked about: we had nothing much in common..."

Only: black, navy blue or gray suits beyond this point.

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

The Doves of War and Peace.

Free love

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

The last capitalist