Anti-establishment Enthusiast Gifts

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Authoritarian capitalism

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

Punk Reindeer

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Intermediate Slouching.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

The New Ager

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Racing and training, that's all my dad talked about: we had nothing much in common..."

Free love

Only: black, navy blue or gray suits beyond this point.

The Doves of War and Peace.

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'