Anti-establishment Follower Gifts

Punk Reindeer

Man burning his tie.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Tea Party and the US economy

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Intermediate Slouching.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

European Union calling Philae

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

'I'll get my coat!'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

Authoritarian capitalism

Capitalism

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Witches of LA

Vegan Cat

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Brexit

"I'm warning you."

Theresa May

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

European funds.

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Shimon Peres last embrace...

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"Do you think Brexit will turn out okay?"

I'm so sick of 2017, Randy. What? It's still 2016. I know. But everyone's saying how horrible 2016 is and how they can't wait for it to be over. I don't want to be part of the herd, I want to be a trendsetter. There are better ways to be a trendsetter, little buddy. #hashtag-2017-stinks.