Anti-establishment Personality Gifts

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Punk Reindeer

Man burning his tie.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Intermediate Slouching.

Alarm clock.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Capitalism

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Authoritarian capitalism

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

"Are you comfortable with your executive salary?"

Free love

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Non-conformist.'

Truth in advertising: MILITARY RECRUITMENT...Cannon fodder wanted.

"I can't help it! Capitalism and climate change are to blame!"

The last capitalist