Anti-establishment Gifts

Free love

Punk Reindeer

Man burning his tie.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Assange Among Friends

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Intermediate Slouching.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Natural causes of death in Russia: diseases, old age, homosexuality.

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

'Consumer Society'

"In a cost-cutting measure, Trump eliminated the federal program to eliminate federal programs."

Authoritarian capitalism

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

You quit your job writing fake customer reviews online? Back to poverty. I couldn't stomach writing things that I didn't believe. I'd rather sit here and freeload coffee and whistle at babes than do some job that entails compromising my core values. I've spent a lifetime living on the fringes of life because I've refused to play the game. No managing up, no lying, no telling people what they want to hear. No suggesting to a women you might marry her if such a promise could lead to certain pleasu

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"...I hate mainstream music."

I'm so sick of 2017, Randy. What? It's still 2016. I know. But everyone's saying how horrible 2016 is and how they can't wait for it to be over. I don't want to be part of the herd, I want to be a trendsetter. There are better ways to be a trendsetter, little buddy. #hashtag-2017-stinks.

"Terrorist!"

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

Truth in advertising: MILITARY RECRUITMENT...Cannon fodder wanted.

Anarchy Now! You want to be a licensed anarchist? I think you're missing the point.