Disorganization Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

Organization is not rocket science!

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Catalogue of little books.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

In/Out Tray.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The Move.

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Records?

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

A Mom's Purse

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'