'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'
Anti-celebrator Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with the anti-celebrator’s love of staying out of the limelight? Our collection offers funny and clever items perfect for those who prefer to avoid traditional festivities and embrace their own quiet style.
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
Non-Denominational Carols
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
"You know I hate birthdays!"
"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."
"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."
"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."
"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"
Festivus poles
"Birthday? No? Anniversary?
"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'
'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'
Christmas jig
'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"
"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"
Christmas party for the home worker
Man replaces a bust with one of himself.
"Food as metaphor for love? Again?"
'To a vinculo matrimonii.'
Queen Mum (colour)
Christmas: Let's get it over with.
'I've decided to give up Lent.'
Fear of Birthdays.
Chinese dragon in the men's room
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
"I feel the same way you do about Christmas. It will all be over soon."
'He made a Hole in One, and a thousand dollar bet he could keep quiet about it.'
'I hate Monday mornings!'
Getting older.
"Man, I'm going to regret this when I sober up."
'Happy New Year? What was wrong with last year?'
Anti-celebrator Gifts Collection
Anti-celebrator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate anti-celebrators with witty and humorous designs—perfect for those who enjoy their coffee away from the chaos.
Anti-celebrator Pillows
Surprise your space with pillows that speak to the anti-celebrator spirit—funny, comfortable, and uniquely suited for those who avoid the spotlight.
Anti-celebrator Prints
Check out our prints that celebrate independence and wit—perfect for anti-celebrators who love a subtle, humorous touch in their decor.
Anti-celebrator T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts for anti-celebrators, featuring playful slogans and clever designs that let you celebrate your way—quietly and with humor.