"Food as metaphor for love? Again?"
Celebration Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the celebration critic? Find playful and clever gifts designed for those who love to analyze, comment, and celebrate life's big and small moments with a humorous twist. Our collection features entertaining designs that will match their sharp wit and creative spirit, whether they’re indulging in a party or appreciating a good critique. From mugs to art prints, these gifts mix humor with personality, making every celebration even more memorable.
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
Lesbian civil partnership.
Champagne
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
Cardiac Recovery.
The americanisation of vulture.
Kritik's Korner
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."
"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."
celebrating a birth.
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
Let's Celebrate
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
Armageddon
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
Prosecco Peacock
Prosecco
Un ballo in maschera
Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
May all your birthday wishes come true..
'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'
Jumping Man
Nick Cave
Mime Baby
Bad gifts
"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"
With Compliments
'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'
Westminster: The after-party
Celebration Critic Gifts Collection
Celebration Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for celebration critics—perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning routine.
Celebration Critic Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate their fun critique personality—comfort and humor rolled into one.
Celebration Critic Prints
Browse prints that showcase their creative critique side—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any room.
Celebration Critic T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that match the witty spirit of celebration critics—great for making a statement at any party or casual gathering.