Anti-party Enthusiast Mugs

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'