Anti-gas Guzzler Club Member Gifts

Gas guzzler.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'I hate Mondays.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Gas eyedropper.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Family Tree DNA Test

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Car Pools.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

SUV has a drinking problem.

'I want everything you've got!'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"My other car has lower emissions."

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

'Ozonhole!'

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

'My other car is electric. . . honest!'

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