Anti-gas Guzzler Club Member Pillows

Gas guzzler.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'I hate Mondays.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Gas eyedropper.

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Family Tree DNA Test

Car Pools.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

SUV has a drinking problem.

'I want everything you've got!'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"My other car has lower emissions."

'Ozonhole!'

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

'My other car is electric. . . honest!'

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