Animal Model Maker Gifts

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

Rocking horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

We're putting on a subtraction.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Scientists building a tower

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tiny people.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"He does impressions too!"

Chattanooga choo choo

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'