Weird Model Maker Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

Rocking horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

We're putting on a subtraction.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Desk shaped like an office block.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Toys - Business Model.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Chattanooga choo choo

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Just another day at the hand job

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."