Model Craft Conspirator Gifts

Model Stealth Bomber.

Piracy on a boating lake

Toys - Business Model.

Billy strip: bed pan.

'I baked it especially for you.'

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

"Wow, grandma. What big video surveillance files you uploaded of me on my way to your house."

"It would be cool if we cooked up a couple of these at your place where nobody could see us."

Model Airplanes

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

Observe, Prepare, Act

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."

Evil Pusskins#4

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

They trained him to play dead. I think it's some sort of insurance scam!

"With all the hacking going on, it sure looks like a Russian spy-drone to me."

"He's almost finished raking. Everyone jump in three... two... one..."

We have your dog

"When you were in the kitchen, we voted for no more spinach or broccoli!"

'The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.' 'AND it doesn't show up in the autopsy.'