Model Craft Conspirator T-Shirts

Model Stealth Bomber.

Piracy on a boating lake

Toys - Business Model.

'I baked it especially for you.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

Model Airplanes

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

"It would be cool if we cooked up a couple of these at your place where nobody could see us."

Observe, Prepare, Act

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

Evil Pusskins#4

"With all the hacking going on, it sure looks like a Russian spy-drone to me."

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

"He's almost finished raking. Everyone jump in three... two... one..."

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."

We have your dog

"When you were in the kitchen, we voted for no more spinach or broccoli!"

'The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.' 'AND it doesn't show up in the autopsy.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'