Construction Conspirator T-Shirts

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

Alternative Medicine

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Department of Dot Connection

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Model Stealth Bomber.

'I baked it especially for you.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"We have to keep them guessing."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

'You must be the tenth doctor who's told me I'm suffering from paranoia. What is this, some kind of conspiracy?'

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

"I told you he wasn't dead."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."