Weird Model Maker Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

Rocking horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Toys - Business Model.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Chattanooga choo choo

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Just another day at the hand job

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."