Animal Model Maker Pillows

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

Rocking horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Scientists building a tower

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

Tiny people.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Chattanooga choo choo

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

"He does impressions too!"

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'