Animal Humor Afficionado Gifts

'Why the long face?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Mardi Gras

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

A day at the transgenic races

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The americanisation of vulture.

'Oh Hi!'

Cat and mouse

Koala

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Author does not do tricks."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Bears going water skiing.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."