Animal Humor Afficionado Mugs

'Why the long face?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Mardi Gras

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Hi!'

Cat and mouse

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Bears going water skiing.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Author does not do tricks."

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.