Animal Herding Gifts

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Sheep Ledger

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They’re real."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pull the udder one

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

You must un-learn bowel control!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Farmer Christmas.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

World of Cow.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"