Animal Herding Prints

I know you're the financial adviser, but I'm still not sure I should've diversified my portfolio.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Farmer Christmas.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'