Herding Humorist Prints

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."

No Soliciting

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A sure sign of rain

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Moo! OOM!

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

A Few Common Ailments

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

The Cud Food Guide

Polo pony

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Did you just curdle?'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Horse accidents

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"Damn, she's good."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV