Herd Mentality Humorist Prints

"One discouraging word and we stampede."

Moo! OOM!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

The Cud Food Guide

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"Another meeting?"

"I don't mean to minimize your problems. That's not how I make my dough."

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

The Tooth Fairy soon realized that her collection of teeth had gotten out of hand. She was a hoarder and needed help.

Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')