Herd Mentality Humorist Mugs

"One discouraging word and we stampede."

Moo! OOM!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

The Cud Food Guide

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"Another meeting?"

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"I don't mean to minimize your problems. That's not how I make my dough."

Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')

The Tooth Fairy soon realized that her collection of teeth had gotten out of hand. She was a hoarder and needed help.

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.