Herd Mentality Critics Mugs

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Greed.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Bee Chess

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Pass my Mallet.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

Nerd night at the club.

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Cull people who want you to give 110%

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

Woman walking past Five Guys.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'Have a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I finish my lunch.'

Words Can Never Harm You!

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

I can't believe I'm being dressed down in real time. What is this? The 1950's?

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

Discomfort Eating

"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..."

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

'Improved production depends on two things - my leadership, your cooperation and good organization.'