Herd Mentality Critics Gifts

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Greed.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Bee Chess

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

'Pass my Mallet.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

Nerd night at the club.

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

Woman walking past Five Guys.

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

Cull people who want you to give 110%

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'Have a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I finish my lunch.'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

Words Can Never Harm You!

I can't believe I'm being dressed down in real time. What is this? The 1950's?

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

Discomfort Eating

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..."

'Improved production depends on two things - my leadership, your cooperation and good organization.'

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."