Herd Mentality Explorer Gifts

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Collective Psyche

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

Nerd night at the club.

"Start at the beginning? Is that before or after I created heaven and earth?"

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

'Make it snappy. I prefer my couch at home.'

When billionaires get depressed. I feel like a million bucks.

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'