Herd Skeptic Gifts

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Is really wet, here!"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

'We've been seeing a lot of this type of injury lately.'

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

"Next time, let's just follow him on Twitter."

"One discouraging word and we stampede."

I do if she does. I do if he does. I have a bad feeling about this.

'Ask the expert in marine biology. 'Harmless basking shark,' my foot.'

Unmotivated

Fly Lemmings

"Are you sure he is going to the Scouts every night?"