Folk Wisdom Critics Mugs

Words Can Never Harm You!

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

K9 Literati.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

"My kids understand me. I've offered them the same disadvantages I grew up with."

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

"Yet another year and we can't post this on Facebook."

"I tried an apple a day, I tried chicken soup, I tried vitamin C..."

'The company now offers one sweet, well-rounded health plan with 24/7 coverage...an apple a day.'