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Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

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A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

"My kids understand me. I've offered them the same disadvantages I grew up with."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

"Hello...are you the person who glanced briefly at my niece with feelings of jealousy or covetousness?"

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

"I tried an apple a day, I tried chicken soup, I tried vitamin C..."

Colds can be relieved by inhaling Eucalyptus.