Guru Wisdom Critic T-Shirts

Express your inner critic and wise observer with our clever t-shirts tailored for the guru wisdom critic. Witty, meaningful, and perfect for making a statement.

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'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.' mockup

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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Vanna White: The Later Years.

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

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Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

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Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus. mockup

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

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Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

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Nicholas Parsons RIP

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Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

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"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment." mockup

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

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"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there." mockup

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

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Robert the Brucie.

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'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?' mockup

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

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'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer? mockup

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

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"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong." mockup

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

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"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!" mockup

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

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"Angry or Hangry?

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'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.' mockup

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

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'FQ...?'

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"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'" mockup

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

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"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?" mockup

"We've been here forty years - When do we get our golden parachutes?"

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'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!' mockup

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

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Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

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'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!' mockup

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

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'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.' mockup

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

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Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above. mockup

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

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"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

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"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive."

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive." mockup

"It's our view that this two-tier system is unfair and divisive."

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