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"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Loopholes

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"