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Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

Leonard Cohen

Paul Simon

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Balding gnomes

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."