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Guitar Man

Joan Baez

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A vampire in a canoe.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"The times – They have a changed."

I love Harmonica

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

William Tell Overture

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Leos Janacek

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

Davy Crocat

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"No, let down your hair!"

Welsh Lady

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."