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"High road" "Low road"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"The times – They have a changed."

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Leos Janacek

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Bela Bartok.

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."