Folk Wisdom Fan Pillows

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Loopholes

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Neil Young

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Balding gnomes

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."