Folk Wisdom Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Location, location, location!

Neil Young

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Mephistopheles

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Folk o' the Wee

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

A were-cow.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'