Folk Wisdom Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

A were-cow.

Mephistopheles

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Location, location, location!

Folk o' the Wee

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.