Herding Gifts

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."

"Damn, she's good."

A corral of cowboys

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"You're a bully."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Education Guidance

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Sheep Escalator

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Get the flock out of here!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Shepherd

Extreme Sheepherding

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'