Ancient Ruins Gifts

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

I'm Spartacus.

Artist on the Beach

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stonehens

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Stonehenge Books

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"See...polystyrene!"

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Archeology 101.

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

There, we made you a doggie door. Happy now?

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Mappa Brittanica

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

Emperor and cat.

Roman Golfer.

"I think I've spotted your problem."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."