Ancient Monuments Gifts

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Henge Football

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"See...polystyrene!"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

I'm Spartacus.

"It's running five minutes fast."

How they did it . . .

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I think I'm lost."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Stonehens

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Stonehenge Books

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Stoned Henge

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.