Ancient Sites Gifts

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

The mystery of the Stonehenge bluestones

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Playdough's The Republic

The Trojan Beagle.

Sundial Time

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

Tourists in Egypt

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Trojan Hurdler.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Fall of Gnome

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Introducing Piza Island.

"I miss the Augean stables."