Ancient Ruins Prints

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

I'm Spartacus.

Artist on the Beach

Stonehens

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Stonehenge Books

"See...polystyrene!"

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Archeology 101.

Mappa Brittanica

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Emperor and cat.

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Roman Golfer.

"I think I've spotted your problem."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'