Ancient Ruin Enthusiast Prints

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Those Were The Days

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Stonehenge Explained

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

First aid and sculpture

Atlas Explained.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Mummies for Dummies

Virgil

Deserted Island Logging

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Desert Island with CCTV.