Ancient Ruin Enthusiast Mugs

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Those Were The Days

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Stonehenge Explained

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Atlas Explained.

Deserted Island Logging

First aid and sculpture

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Virgil

Mummies for Dummies

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Go with Hannibal if you must."