Ancient Ruin Explorers Mugs

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Quantum Psychic

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Artist on the Beach

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Pompeii restoration project.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Mummy Tourists

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'My career is in ruins...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Archeology 101.

Cat scratch fever

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"It says 'Ignore the hieroglyphics. It's all gibberish'."

Rome

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

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