Ancient Pharaoh Gifts

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Ready Mum?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Have your people call my people."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

How they did it . . .

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"