Ancient Pharaoh T-Shirts

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Here's the parking lot."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Ready Mum?'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Have your people call my people."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

How they did it . . .

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"And you'll be a man my son!"